Category: Tourist By Trade

Go ahead and jump…might as well jump…

that’s right i’m here in the place so lovingly named by eddie van halen, PANAMA. I got here about 3 days ago and things aren’t just good they’re golden. i got a nice room up on a mountain for the first few nights and now i’m down in the city getting down, or up whichever […]

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Every day, it’s a gettin’ faster

My trip to America has been going well so far. I’ve done almost everything I intended to do (operation buy blue jeans was a success)….except that I didn’t get the chance to see a rediculous amount of people. Sorry about that, next time, I promise. So where to now? Tomorrow afternoon I’m leaving Milwaukee and […]

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Wish I was an english muffin,

….so i could make the most out of a toaster. Like sands through the hourglass, and so are the days of our lives. Speaking of sand, I’ve left the desert. Speaking of deserts, they’re nice, they have camels, and everyone knows how fun camels are. So out of the desert and into the golden temple […]

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Like a band of gypsys, we goin down the highway

On and on it goes, where it stops nobody knows. So last contact for you all was from sunny Panjim, Goa. A word to anyone who’s heard lots of nice things about Goa…They are all lies. The capital city and the surrounding cities are nice enough, but the beaches are crap compared to Gokarna, I […]

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Everything that keeps us together is falling apart

Why is it every time I write these things it feels like it’s been a year since the last one? (I’m going to try and include paragraphs this time so Aaron will read it). So it all started on a not so quiet little beach in the town of Varkalam (I always wanted to start […]

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It’s the end of the world as we know it, I feel fine.

So I supose I should rewind a few weeks to where I left you off before. I left calcutta and headed to a sunny beach place called Puri where they got lots of hindu pilgrims and lots of legal drugs, hmmmmm…also lots of crap on the beach, and by crap i don’t mean junk, i […]

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A man destined to hang can never drown…

Birthdays come and go, so do new years parties…both of mine were a bit slower this year being celebrated in sunny Kanpur, India. After saying goodbye to the friends I had stayed with for the week I headed to Allahabad which is this years home to the worlds largest religious gathering (around 20,000,000 people) I […]

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Don’t even know who’s bed I’m in….

Where do I start, where do I begin? It’s been quite an interesting month starting about 30 days ago on my arrival in bangkok. In the past month I’ve gotten to see some people who I haven’t seen in a long time, I also met lots of new people that I don’t think I’ll be […]

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I’m going going, back back, to bangkok bangkok (i’m goooooinng)

I had an interesting experience this morning, when i was in the shower i closed my eyes for a second and when i opened them i realized…fuck me, i’m in bangkok again. it’s weird to be back cause it’s been like 7 months and i’ve done so much since i was here last, and now […]

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I think i`m turning japanese

on and on we go…I left Seoul after about six days of walking around and being a good ol tourist and headed to Pusan (or Busan depending on which map you choose to read). Pusan was actually really nice, better than I expected although equally as expensive as i expected. One good way to avoid […]

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